somebody said: "you're just mad that they got popular before you knew about them" Which brings me to my new theory - a band becomes too popular when YOU hear about them. That's right! Which means that bands that *I* know that *YOU* don't are still �ber-indie, while everything that is mentioned on this mailing list is too popular if someone else has heard of it. That's why my very mostest favoritest bands are the ones that don't exist, because that way I KNOW that they haven't sold out or done anything to threaten their integrity as imaginary artists. In fact, I was just talking to one of them on the phone the other day, and if he had been a real person, he would've said, "Yeah, we were going to cut a 7" but then people would hear our music and want to buy it, and who has time for the hassles of sending records through the mail?" Don't you see, making money is the LAST thing a band wants to do! Musicians don't eat food, they eat MUSIC! They eat little eighth notes and treble clefs and sharp signs. That's why I always give starving artists sheet music. On a more or less serious tip - YOU, those of you who consider yrselves fans of rap need to be checking out the new Analog Brothers album, "Pimp To Eat." It's Ice-T with Kool Keith doing futuristic space pimp rhymes. I guarantee you have heard NOTHING like this before, their style is exceptional. These guys are so far ahead that it's going to take a generation before people will look back and go, "Damn, that shit was ahead of its time and shit." Word 'em up. Any more people want to order the Bardo Pond 10"? They're going quick, and you will hate yrself in the morning if you don't get one. You'll wake up and look in the mirror and say, "I HAVE EVERYTHING except that Bardo Pond 10" that I swore I was going to get just as soon as I had the money." Well friends, you have the money now, whether you want to admit it or not. Put off buying that turtleneck to cover yr hickeys and get the 10" for $9 postpaid (http://www.threelobed.com/tlr/). Help some non-imaginary musicians out already, eh? I do work, *phiL* __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere! http://mail.yahoo.com/
