I've been netsearching for hours..... It's time to beg for help... My apache has a hacked mod_include that has a new directive, OAS:
<!--OAS SETUP="www.realmedia.com/Samples/lx.shtml@TopLeft,TopRight,BottomLeft, BottomRight"--> <!--OAS AD="BottomRight"--> Can I somehow run those directives right from mod_perl???? -Steven