At 03:40 AM 10/29/99 +0000, you wrote:
>>From: Jeff Hunt <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>
>>What is a boy to do when the art student girl of his dreams likes his
>>more attractive best friend? Damn it! No accounting for taste, since >I'm
>>WAY more mod than he! :P
>>
>>Jeff
>
>Have you considered suicide?
Actually, Jeff, Dana's onto something... Don't kill yourself, but CONSIDER
suicide. Consider it a lot. Wear black--always. Read poetry at open mic
nights. If you haven't already, take up drinking, and let liquor slowly
replace water and all other liquids. Apparently, you're not gay (you like
this girl, right?), but make everybody wonder. You mentioned your
friend--you'll have to get rid of all of your friends, and be as
introverted and antisocial as possible.
THAT, my friend, is how you woo an art school girl.
Good luck,
Eamon C.,
former art student
