In a message dated 10/29/99 11:18:49 AM Pacific Daylight Time, FencerMod
writes:
<< In a message dated 10/29/99 7:05:06 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
<< >THAT, my friend, is how you woo an art school girl.
>
>Good luck,
>Eamon C.,
>former art student
Well - personally I'd follow a different route...
Not sure how sharp you dress at the moment..... but dress sharper!
Get your hair styled regularly by a top female stylist and get a make-up
place to give you GORGEOUS eye-make up.......
Make sure your clothes fit VERY snugly............
and ONLY wear bum freezer jackets.
Also - buy a beret. (Worn at approx. 170 deg)
GOOD LUCK!
---> Paul >>
Ok, try this:
get a close female friend of yours to start an ugly rumor about your friend
(he got drunk at a party and left with girl X or girl Y) or he uses oil
instead of acrylics or he secret wears womens underwear--something
dasterdly...this will leave her feeling very upset and vunerable.
This is when you make your move...
You begin to console her, you say things to her like "you were waay to good
for him, he was such a scoundral ect ect" the trick here is to use him in the
past tense and to let her believe that since you know your friend so well
that the rumors could possibley have been true. You offer to be her friend
"you can always talk to me"
Before you know it she is talking to you constantly, crying on your
shoulder...eventually she will look at you one day and realize that indeed
you have always been there for her during this painfull moment in her life,
and that you would make a much better boyfriend than the bastard that she has
wasted her time on....
Hey I fell for it *shrug*
Victoria
San Francisco
