>Oh no!! And you said I was '*gorgeous*' once! How can you do this to me?!
>Admittedly I can never compare with the lovely Jennifer but I harboured
>hopeless dreams that I may one day occupy the space for the elderly I had
Natalie - I fear the only way for an older woman to get on Paul's website
is to make sure that you're wearing proper mod underwear - those
G-strings will have to go.
For those who don't know what Paul looks like next time you're down
the Mouse Trap, he'll be the bloke lying on his back with a camera. .
