Apart from myself, Mr McNulty, Mr D Cox and possibly Mr Lawton, is anyone
else off to Club Carnaby St this weekend? All us Leeds cats (no women mind!
Lads night out) are coming over to show you Mancs how to really buff a
dancefloor. Yes, we'll be over, with our polish and best spittle scrubbing
the floor of all unwanten dancefloor failures, and teaching you that you CAN
dance down Club Carnaby St. That you don't need to pay extra for the
privelige. It has a really bad reputation for being up it's own arse here in
Leeds/West Yorkshire. Rightly or wrongly so. Prove us wrong. Please.
So it's up to us Yorks. residents to show them how we in Leeds
Brighton Beach while away the wee hours and let our feet do the talking!
It's just a pity the girls aren't coming over then we could really show you
how it's done. Ms 'Twinxle Toes' Ridehalgh and the rest could make you
exhausted just watching them!
My advice, bring protecive goggles and hard hats, cos we're gonna
shake that place to the ground. And from what I've heard, it's about time
too!
I'l be the one sweating, profusely, and in a BLUE suit! First time
out for this one, so make the most of it, cos the trousers will only shrink
in the wash.
Once again, being the person who writes what you don't want to
read,
See you in 34 hours,
Matt....
