In a message dated 18/11/99 01:41:30 GMT Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:
<< Is Nat Johnson
a ) an ingrate?
b ) feeling a bit left out and felt the urge to be witty and ended up
sounding like an ass?
c ) a person who realizes that his life of masturbating to the sears catalog
is now boring and must now resort to asking ignorant questions on this
modlist?
d ) all of the above?
leave the witty remarks to those with more than half a brain, you are an
amateur >>
Can you at least respond to my honest plea for guidance and show me where
they are then? Sorry love, I had no idea I was genuinely hitting a nerve with
my last post. Still don't know who you are, but I'm building up a deeply
attractive mental image.
Go on, mention vibrators or masturbation again - unstoppably funny and
thought-provoking, in that same quaint way as those kids who have just
discovered the joy of shouting rude words loudly in the bus queue.
Natalie
P.S. Put me out of my misery...size 20?