There's been a lot of negativity around here lately. But I'd like to add a heartwarming tone, if I may, and say a word about the kindness and generosity of spirit that is the true character of the list. I must apologise for breaking the "no charity appeals" rule, but this is rather urgent. Since drawing the attention of the list to the plight of the North American Britpop Slag, I have received literally several messages of support and pledges of financial aid from concerned listees. It is with great pleasure then that I announce the founding of the world's very first Slag Sanctuary. Situated in the picturesque Antelope Valley, the home will serve the needs of the dwindling Britpop Slags of North America. Those B.S's who are entering the long dark twilight of their middle twenties will be able to live out their remaining days with peace and a modicum of dignity. Visiting entertainers like Tommy Steele and someone who used to be in Love and Rockets will keep the old memories of Anglomania alive. A constant loop of Blur's top moments will offer instant 'natural' medication for the restless of spirit. Won't you delve deep into your pockets and show a little holiday cheer for those less fortunate, those who have given so much of themselves to help others? I know that East Croydon's "Rest-a-While" retirement home for knackered mods (and en-suite glue factory) has pressing financial needs but without the B.S. community, where would we all be today? A contribution in the five zero range buys a commemorative wing with your name on it for posterity. Just think of the grateful smiles bestowed on the generous benefactor. Warms the heart, don't it? Another slow day then. James ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
