In message <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Katrina Dixon
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes
>what's the ideal mod xmas for
>listers? Watching a celebrity deathmatch of rival scenesters? Discovering
>new ways of bouffanting hair a la Marriott (boys only)? Shaving yer eyebrows
>like Penelope Tree? (girls only - well, maybe boys too...)
>Suggestions
>please, to include things to do,
As little as possible (staying in is the new grey).
> places to go,
Pray it's a nice day to walk through the park.
> ideal meal,
Traditional
> ideal films,
Smashing Time
>reading,
Radio Times
> listening,
I should finally get 'round to buying that Phil Spector comp this year.
> clothes (pyjamas, favourite outfit, birthday suit?),
New ones I think or maybe a Jesus Christ birthday suit. Hold on, beards
aren't mod are they?
> not
>to mention ideal gifts and the person (other than near and dear loved ones
>or anyone you have to spend Xmas with), living or dead, that you'd most like
>Santa Claus (or Mrs Claus) to bring you.
Does anyone know what Julie Christie's like with her Christmas dinners?
>
>Fer example:
>Ideally... wake up on Christmas morning to breakfast in bed (tea and
>cinnamon porridge) served by Jacques Dutronc (snatched from 1966 in an
>Austin Powers time-travelling machine) with Georgie Fame's Ho Ho Ho playing
>in the background, ride out to Loch Lomond with him on new 1967 Lambretta
>that Santa brought me (seriously wishful thinkin' goin' on here...).
You deserve it all Miss Dixon but Santa??? Yep, that might be a bit of
wishful thinking.
--
Mark McNulty