PAUL SECULAR `ALIVE AND WELL'

051459 JAN 00

By Natalie Johnson, PA News

Popular Modernist icon Paul Secular, missing feared strangled since October, 
was found alive and well at Euston Station in Central London yesterday 
evening at around seven o'clock. 

'I've just seen Jennifer off home to Cumbria,' related the Hugh Grant 
lookalike, sporting a new, longer haircut. The 21-year-old blamed work 
pressures for his recent absence from the popular 'Modslist,' (an email 
mailing list for people who can't follow a few simple instructions on how to 
unsubscribe) wilfully ignoring more orthodox explanations such as 'It's 
bloody boring nowadays.'

The news will be welcomed by the international Mod email community, already 
confused by the sudden disappearance of Julian Lawton. Police sniffer dogs 
and members of the public are currently combing the area around Paperchase 
and John Menzies in the hope that the Leeds resident might resurface.

And while I'm here, and we were sort of on about cars, does anybody else like 
the Nissan Figaro? Or do they think it looks like a vehicle for the disabled?

Natalie


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