A 4 minute poem (more of a long Limerick really) by Davy Love
ODE TO A PAUL
There once was a list full of "mods"
that bitched and complained just like broads
The worst in the lot was an incorrigible twat
named Secular king of the frauds...
His shorts were as tight as a vice
and his hair well... that wasn't that nice
He wore cheap sunglasses claimed to score with the lasses
then went online to tell us this twice
He loathes all the Yank modslist folks
says they don't get his fab british jokes
But the truth of it all is they hate you too paul
so let that be a stick in your spokes!
Well we know violence is never the answer
'cept this case with the UK's top dancer...
Now there must be a beating to stop all his bleating
and to stifle this fey, poncey prancer!
Now this wasn't enough to get banned
was the "broad" comment that out of hand...?
I took quite a chance to put Paul on the lance
but the poor lad's become so damn bland
Thank you that is all,
Davy Love
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