There once was a Scotsman named Davy
Who pissed off the Modslist like gravy
Ban him they tried, and 'asshole!' they cried
His rants make Marriot haircuts go wavy
He rules the list with an irony fist
Gets their tight knickers in quite the twist
Secular's scared, and Brian Poust dared
to think Davy cares enough to be pissed
Mods are foolhardy
and always too tardy
to come back with something as clever
Even the Brits
Get a case of the shits
Trying to outsmart Davy - never!
So take it from me
Your old Auntie Bek
Who lodged with the Scotsman this fall
You sorry ass Mods
with your half witty dreck
you'll never have half of the gall!
Thank you and good night.
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