Great post Corin.


Most of our heroes never made any cash when they were
good. Sell out and you'll make loads and then fester
in your own stench..(LOL)

It is true tho that if one fan picks up on something
cool like the Small Faces or the Move after digging
your bands set then it makes all the 5am slogging the
SVT up the stairs worth it.
Not easier, but somewhat more comforting.
I do suggest to get a combo or a lightweight 4X10 cab
to make it less a strain on your back and brain.
In no way does it symbolise less of a commitment.
Besides, make the crap soundman work for his cash.
We have the same problem here at the venues.
No guarantees, you take the door but the soundman gets
the first $50 - and he sucks!!!
I blame alot of this problem on hardcore. In the early
80s when all them idjits first showed the bills
started getting packed, no one could play, no one had
to have any production at all (ie: lights, soundman)
so the clubs stopped giving guarantees and the door
was it - take it or leave it. People started to stay
away in droves coz the bands sucked, or were shouting
at you all fucking night.
I don't think any of the bands in our town could play
2 sets if their lives depended on it!

I got completely fed up splitting bills w 6 other
bands and then splitting $13. Who made the cash?
Dunno. The club owners certainly complained. The
brewery is the one who came out on top I think.
Another good way to save not only your sanity but your
hard earned gas money is to not booze, smoke or play
the VLTs (video slots). I figure - fuck 'em, they
ain't giving me shit for cash so I ain't giving them a
dime of mine for a headache (hangover). Tell the MoFo
you're the designated driver, "so make mine a tonic w
lime -- most refreshing!" Besides, unlike the English
who spend all their lunch in the pub (HAR! ;o)) we
can't drink during working hours so what makes being
in a band any different?!  
Frankly, and honestly none of this is supposed to
sound like advice or anything, but why do you bother
going to play for dick? Why not say: this is how much
we charge, take it or leave it. We're too good to play
for nothing, so fuck you! I don't practise and work my
ass off entertaining the folks so you can run a bar.
This is a partnership! You wanna get people in here
spending their cash then you need top notch bands -
we're a top notch band so cough up asshole. You don't
think I work harder at my gig than your floor sweeper
then you don't deserve us.
Of course you'll probably never get another gig but...
 
I should be out playing again, after a 2 1/2 year
layoff, in the next month or so. I know that our first
gig is gonna be the door and that the soundman is
gonna suck. I know this for a fact coz the venue is
run this way. 
We're gonna be head and shoulders over the majority of
bands that play this venue and this is not me being
arrogant, it's a fact. They want us back? I want a
guarantee. I don't go out to be hassled by hookers,
psycho drunks, drug dealing gang scum and what we call
"loogans" for free. I will do it once so you can see
our "product" - but only once.  After that its gonna
cost. Oh, and I don't work the door at my own gig.
Especially when I'm not getting paid. That's just
stupid. Let em in for free like at the Casino. The bar
is full of fucking VLTs anyway so whats the fucking
diff?

Ah.. the glory of r'n'r...
And before anyone figures they got this pegged they'd
better let me know if they ever been in a band.

Bit like having a kid, unless you've had one your
comments mean little.

Snarky eh?

COLIN


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COLIN
http://www.mohairsweets.mb.ca

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