> Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 16:57:34 PDT
> From: "doug avery" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Subject: Childish Prattle - solution!
>
> Receiving Modslist in digest format all this time, I'll occasionally get
> huge clumps of mail consisting entirely of this list's more colorful
> regulars, sometimes bantering on and on concerning long-forgotten original
> posts, morphing in new issues entirely. Got me thinking, why not clear all
> this up and utilize the original Modslist homepage as an online magazine.
> Give each of our more enthusiastic listers a proper forum in which they can
> express themselves as they like, and we can all reap the benefits of
> their�er, individuality. I've come up with the following columns. If I've
> left you out, I'm sure we've got room for another:
>
> Ask Hotbod
> Dishes out advice too mod boys, and makes them mod MEN! How on earth do us
> scrawny mates put on a few pounds? Ask Hotbod! Too puny to get wanted female
> attention? Need advice when traveling the world's beaches? Where can you
> tailor a suit with a 56 inch chest? What's the best prophylactic? How to
> score with art school students?! ASK HOTBOD!
>
> Secular's Corner
> This ones for the ladies only. Women of the Modslist stay tuned for
> editorials on the three P's: primping, purses, and pumps. Or just lurk to
> see what makes "the sec" tick. He's waiting!
>
> Who is Bobby Quan? - Ask him, he will tell you! Is Oasis the greatest band
> on earth? BOBBY QUAN SAYS THEY ARE!
>
> Def Jam Mod Hour: hosted by Davy Love
> Not you parents mailing list! Lifted from the gritty streets of Canada's
> seedy underbelly, off color (sorry, colour) but always on time(!) - get you
> m**therf***ing ass online!
>
> Now, of course I've considered the possibility that these are actually all
> the same person. If that proves true and this proves too much work for one
> person to update all those columns, please pass the torch, I'm sure one of
> us would be glad to assume any of these personalities�the possibilities are
> endless!
>
> Thank you in advance,
> Doug
***HA! After what seemed an endless parade of stupidity...this brightened my day!
By the way, "The Secular" is REAL...I've seen it with my own eyes.
Mr. Love however is actually Andrew Dice Clay.
Dan
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