In the absence of any facts to the contrary I guess we'll just have to make up
our own, based on what we've read in the past four months:
NAME: Dick Rainer
EMAIL: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
AGE: 24 going on 13
RACE: Negro
SCENE: Bonehead
TEMPERMENT: A huge pussy
ORIENTATION: Homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that), but Dick
likes to bash fags to cover for his latent tendencies
FASHION: Has poor taste in clothes, thinks Merc clothes are cool
COLOR: What bonehead doesn't like "White"
FABRIC: Polyester
ORIGIN: Orlando, Florida
HIDING IN: Ran to Brazil to keep from getting his ass kicked after he
threatened to kill everyone on this list.
INTELLIGENCE: Has an IQ so low it makes Forrest Gump look like a genius
CAR: If he's even allowed to drive, probably a beater AMC Gremlin
Otherwise a ratty 10-speed bicycle
MAJOR Afraid to "reveal [his] identity" because even Dick doesn't
MALFUNCTION: know who he is, today. The "we" comment leading us to believe
that there are a bunch of little dicks running around in that
head.
Is anyone out there able to help Dick find his true self? To end his MPD
suffering? To enable him to find a good reason to post on this list?
Enjoy,
John M. Stafford
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Fri, Jul 28, 2000, 2:49 AM
> people just need to take it easy...
> it's just a worthless email list where everyone constantly
> complains.... we cannot reveal my identity...
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Tue, Jul 25, 2000, 2:08 PM
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
[snip]
> my cock
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, Jul 19, 2000, 5:24 PM
> from the merc for $165, that's how i got the
> only one i have... (i got some sharkskin, it's nicer but it doesn't look
> the same... the merc suits are pretty cool)
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From: nobody <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Mon, May 15, 2000, 3:22 PM
> i do not live in orlando anymore...
> i am in BRAZIL now. in SOUTH AMERICA.
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From: nobody <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Sun, May 14, 2000, 7:54 PM
> one of these days i'm gonna track down all you motherfuckers and kill you
> all
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, Apr 13, 2000, 5:08 PM
> my close skinhead friends
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Fri, Apr 14, 2000, 4:09 PM
> my grandpa is black "so I can be a dick"
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, Apr 13, 2000, 5:08 PM
> I'm more black than you!
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, Apr 13, 2000, 4:58 PM
Quoting Skrewdriver lyrics...
> "...
> I dont wanna wear no 3 piece suits
> I dont want a family...
> I dont have money or a set of wheels
> It's a bloody crime"
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