[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> In a message dated 11/25/00 10:47:48 AM Eastern Standard Time,
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
>
> << Being from the Amish country in Pennsylvania I'm a little slow and a
> bit
> confused. Can I wear my OZZY t-shirt and still be considered MOD or not?
> Jim Rhoads
> >>
>
> Jim,
> If you wear your Ozzy shirt while in Blue Ball, Bird In Hand or
> Intercourse,
> PA while simultaneously eating scrapple and trying to "outten the
> lights",
> then that, my friend, is extremely mod.
> Yours in Tastykakes,
> Corin
Thanks for clearing that up for me Corin.
The only problem is I don't eat meat so the scrapple is out. Could I
substitute applebutter and still retain my position as "Ace-amish-face"?
Jim Rhoads
http://www.jimrhoadsaction.com
http://www.rhoadsmusic.com
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