Oh...

My oh my what pent up Gay hostility I hear from
Sean... "You Mother Fucking Piece of Shit"... hehehe..
you are very original Sean... calling the HOMOPHOBIC
card was very original too... I by no means tried to
imply that all people from San Fran Disco were gay...
that wasn't the issue at all... I was merely pointing
out the obvious when I noted the frequency and speed
at which you jump to the defence of Dan Geddes... I
mean hey.. come on... it's very easy to see that you
and Dan have some special West Coast Mod bond towards
each other... and hey there is nothing wrong with that
at all.. in fact some of my best friends are Closeted
West Coast Mods...

It's Okay Sean... I mean why can't we just get
along... I'm not so bad... I may be fat... but if you
could look beyond... and still further beyond all
those rolling hills of fat that I have arranged around
my once skinny frame... I'm sure we could all be
friends...

Me being fat and knowing it makes me feel better.. if
you could just confront your inner homo and confess
your secret Love for Dan Geddes than I'm sure it would
all be better for you... People will accept you
Sean... Being Gay and Hot for Dan Geddes is not a
crime... I know many other Modslisters that have felt
that way... I mean think about poor Marcus..??? in
Australia.. the hetero capital of the world... the
place that comes down harder on Homosexuality than any
other country in the world... Fuck that guy has been
in love with Dan Geddes for years... and who could
blame him... hell with those sleek suits and skinny
ties and flash suuits with the perfect vents... I
mean... hell if I wasn't so FAT... I'd try to fuck Dan
Geddes too...

But alas... I am FAT... and that is the reason that I
can never have him... Dan... being the ultimate MOD
master face of the United States of Kiss My Ass... has
an image to live up to... a code of moditude to
follow... he can't be seen Jamming his minute sword
into the back end of a 427lbs. Moo cow... ??? Hell...
I have no chance...

You just keep up your undying passionate love letters
in defence of Dan Geddes and I'm sure he'll Jam your
tight Mod ass in no time... 

Keep reaching for that rainbow Sean... Dan is waiting
in that big pot of Gay gold at the end...

Love,

The fattest (I mean FAT), most coke addicted (I mean
ADDICTED), rip off artist (I'll SCAM YOU BAD)...
etc... etc... Mod on the list...

Davy

PS: SEAN: This list is still the best reason to
actually read my email in the morning over my morning
tea... I can't believe how daft you and old Danny Boy
are... that you actually believe that I care about
anything that has ever been said on this list...
Please understand that this is a vague hobby for me...
and vague is a big understatement...



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