Is this an appropriate post to module-authors or would it be better taken to fun-with-perl? It's a module announcement...
Acme::please is for randomly inserting " please" into your output via a tied scalar. The string and printing percentage are both configurable (see the documentation.) #!/usr/local/bin/perl -l use Acme::please; print "would you$please shut the door?"; print "would you$please shut the door?"; print "would you$please shut the door?"; print "would you$please shut the door?"; print "would you$please shut the door?"; __END__ Enjoy.
