[Modus] Now I have time for all sorts of things.. ;)

[Don Van Oort]

Holy COW!   No SPAM, I feel like the Maytag repairman..   Lot’s of tools, and nothing to fix..    I installed at about 2pm, had only 1 spam since and it was not really even a spam..   I disabled all protocol filters, custom sieve scripts, and front-end Watchguard Spam Screen..   if you need some humor in your life check this out.   http://rinkworks.com/dialect/   you can dialectize your favorite websites..   Like this one (modus website dialectized to Redneck:  this is funny ;)   ModusMail is a complete e-mail sarver wif advanced security features. It receives, delivahs an' sends e-mail an' filters it t'avoid spam, viruses, blacklisted senners an' fo'bidden attachments. ModusMail relies on th' pow'ful Modus3 ingine t'perfo'm multi-layered scannin' of th' e-mail flow. Its innovative architeckure allers fo' oppimal perfo'mance by lettin' multiple layers discard o' process e-mail, thus preservin' precious CPU power fo' perfo'mance-intensive scannin' of mo'e complex fo'ms of spam an' legitimate e-mails. Whether yo' use ModusMail t'build a netwawk infrastruckure fum th' groun' up o' t'replace an existin' sarver, yo' will be amazed at its flexibility an' power. Not only is it 50% faster, it also has 'nuff blockin' power t'virtually rid yer system an' yer user mailboxes of spam, viruses an' other fo'ms of unwanted e-mails.   or here is the same thing dialectized to Elmer Fudd..   ModusMaiw is a compwete e-maiw sewvew wif advanced secuwity featuwes. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! It weceives, dewivews and sends e-maiw and fiwtews it to avoid spam, viwuses, bwackwisted sendews and fowbidden attachments. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! ModusMaiw wewies on the powewfuw Modus3 engine to pewfowm muwti-wayewed scanning of the e-maiw fwow. Its innovative awchitectuwe awwows fow optimaw pewfowmance by wetting muwtipwe wayews discawd ow pwocess e-maiw, thus pwesewving pwecious CPU powew fow pewfowmance-intensive scanning of mowe compwex fowms of spam and wegitimate e-maiws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Whethew you use ModusMaiw to buiwd a netwowk infwastwuctuwe fwom the gwound up ow to wepwace an existing sewvew, you wiww be amazed at its fwexibiwity and powew. Not onwy is it 50% fastew, it awso has enough bwocking powew to viwtuawwy wid youw system and youw usew maiwboxes of spam, viwuses and othew fowms of unwanted e-maiws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!   <don       -----Original Message----- From: Drew Salmon [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, November 03, 2003 4:55 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [Modus] Where is my Spam? - PUN   ROTFLMAO!!!   I know the feeling!  :-)  But it is a good one...   Drew ----- Original Message ----- From: Gene DuCharme To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, November 03, 2003 4:48 PM Subject: [Modus] Where is my Spam? - PUN   To Funny.  Seriously I am kind of lost.  It is a weird feeling.  I keep hitting send/receive to see if even one has gotten thru.   -------------------------------------------------- Gene DuCharme               SysAdmin Inland Northwest Internet   509-935-8923 401 S. Park St. Chewelah, Wa. 99109 http://www.inwi.net ****E-mail certified Virus Free by ModusMail**** ************  http://www.vircom.com  *********** -------------------------------------------------- -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Bill Rakowitz Sent: Monday, November 03, 2003 2:20 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [Modus] Where is my Spam? - PUN I know how you feel Gene.  Check out this pun I posted to the beta group early in the program:   =================   Dear Vircom,   It is with much regret that I must inform you we are considering leaving the Beta team.   There is only one reason that we are considering leaving, and that being the strange timing associated with spammers leaving the Internet.   We are confident that spammers left the internet at the very moment we installed the beta, and base this on the following facts:   Prior to installing the beta, my personal mailbox was receiving up to 30 SPAM messages daily. Since installing the beta, my personal email box receives 3 to 5 spam messages daily.     Ok, so this indicates that some of the spammers are still out there sending their trash, but obviously the majority of spammers have simply given up and quit sending this trash.   Since our participation in the beta was driven by the desire to control spam messages, and   Since 80 to 90 % of the spammers have stopped spamming – we are wondering if there is any need to continue with the beta?   Obviously, I’m joking – but the numbers above are real.  We have also seen our quarantine double in the number of messages stored which indicates to me that the beta is catching twice as much spam as the release version.    The new engine is doing a very good job.   =============== Bill Rakowitz YK Communications   -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gene DuCharme Sent: Monday, November 03, 2003 4:00 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [Modus] Where is my Spam?   * This is the modus mailing list *   I got absolutely nothing to do now in regards to e-mail.   That means I may become obsolete?   --------------------------------------------------- Gene DuCharme             SysAdmin Inland Northwest Internet (inwi.net)   509-935-8923                  USA Online Central        (usaoc.com)  877-GO-USAOC 401 S. Park St. Chewelah, Wa. 99109   *****E-mail Certified Virus Free by ModusMail****** *************  http://www.vircom.com  ************* ---------------------------------------------------