Smile, these are delightful. John
On Aug 29, 2012, at 8:07 AM, <david.birch1...@talktalk.net> wrote: > > When chemists die, they barium. > > Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. > > A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. > > I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. > > How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. > > I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. > > This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met > herbivore. > > I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. > > I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. > > They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O. > > A dyslexic man walks into a bra. > > PMS jokes aren't funny, period. > > Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. > > Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. > > Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery. > > I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. > > How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it! > > Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she > couldn't control her pupils? > > When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. > > What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. > > I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! > > Broken pencils are pointless. > > I tried to catch some fog. I mist. > > What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. > > England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. > > I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. > > I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. > > All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have > nothing to go on. > > I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. > > Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. > > Velcro - what a rip off! > > Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. > > Earthquake in Washington, D.C. its obviously the government's fault . > > I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. > > Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too . > > > > > > = > > > > > View posts on The Mail Archive > http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ > Modify Your Subscription ------------------------------------------- View posts on The Mail Archive http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ [http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/] Modify Your Subscription: https://www.listbox.com/member/?member_id=22459785&id_secret=22459785-4a39ddf8 Powered by Listbox: http://www.listbox.com
