Blimey David, are you reading a joke book from the 1970's? Still gets a giggle though!
Richard S "It's only nagging if you listen" www.british-red-sportscar.co.uk www.mogpix.com On 15 Sep 2012, at 18:52, david.birch1...@talktalk.net wrote: > > Why this is red I don’t know…………… > > Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. > All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small > cave. > > 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely > until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! > He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. > > The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all > about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?' > > The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian > men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If > they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting > for us. > > Just then they came upon another cave. > > The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! > Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. > 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. > > He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. > > The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a > third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, > he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than > those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this > cave!' > > He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might > 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, > 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!' > With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the > cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. > > The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................ > > > > You'll like this > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > View posts on The Mail Archive > http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ > > Modify Your Subscription ------------------------------------------- View posts on The Mail Archive http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ [http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/] Modify Your Subscription: https://www.listbox.com/member/?member_id=22459785&id_secret=22459785-4a39ddf8 Powered by Listbox: http://www.listbox.com
