of movie poster auctions....I'm. Let me gloat in the basking light for I have reach stardom my friends; the evidence speaks for itself -
Bruce's auction: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3825744935 my auction: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3828719035 Bruce's auction: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3825744729 my auction: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3828718891 Ahhhhh what glory [as a Queen song plays in the background]....out sold him and had more hits. So I'm off to quit my job for this is way to easy...running auctions on eBay...like taking candy from a baby or posters right from the lobby. I mean how hard can this really be...emovieposter.com does it every week. I too can run the same format but I'll do one better; the hell with weekly auctions - I'll do daily lets see you compete with that Mr Hershenson plus free shipping yeah that's the ticket, plus no slow pages, I'll make them load faster with no pictures - Imagination works wonders for selling. To top it off - I'll make this deal to those of you in MoPo land - Send me your posters for auctions, if I like them I'll keep them, if I don't I'll sell them and keep 100% of the profits - its easy math for anyone to follow, plain and simple, none of this I'll collect a flat fee of 22.456673 percent if your poster sells between 100 and 142.37 or 23.7474 percent between 87.99 and 99.16. I'm mean, god, you would need a calculator of enormous proportion (like the kind found ! in cereal boxes) and at least a 3rd grade education to figure out those percentages. Yes, Bruce there's a new kid in town and this town ain't big enough for the both of us but I just realized, my eyes are bleary from starring at porn all day I mean my auction bids, my back hurts, my computer is on the fritz from being on so much and the eBay logo is burned into my monitor forever. Not to mention I'll have to hire a collection agency, make daily trips to the US Postal Department, buy some duct tape, a new stapler and go to town securing packages all while trying to look like I'm not building a bomb. Ahhh the glamour of the movie poster auction world - that's why I'll be moving out of this town...too much hard work..."Hello....Boss, listen I'm sorry about your desk and the picture of your wife...no, no, no, really, it was just a big misunderstanding, no, no, no what I said was your arsenal has no holes or something to that effect" *************************************************************************** This electronic mail transmission contains confidential and/or privileged information intended only for the person(s) named. Any use, distribution, copying or disclosure by another person is strictly prohibited. *************************************************************************** NOTE: Ce courriel est destine exclusivement au(x) destinataire(s) mentionne(s) ci-dessus et peut contenir de l'information privilegiee, confidentielle et/ou dispensee de divulgation aux termes des lois applicables. Si vous avez recu ce message par erreur, ou s'il ne vous est pas destine, veuillez le mentionner immediatement a l'expediteur et effacer ce courriel. Visit the MoPo Mailing List Web Site at www.filmfan.com ___________________________________________________________________ How to UNSUBSCRIBE from the MoPo Mailing List Send a message addressed to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] In the BODY of your message type: SIGNOFF MOPO-L The author of this message is solely responsible for its content.
