QUOTE - "To everyone: wanna help the film industry?  GO SEE
MOVIES"

I would if they give me something to go see....

Hey - I have an idea you know that semi original movie we made two years 
ago....you know the one with the same plot as that movie made in the 30's, then 
again in the 50's, yet again in the 70's....yeah that one...well lets make a 
sequel, we can get that Roberts girl, maybe even resurrect that Willis guy, add 
some CG's, get that Woo person to stretch out the scenes by showing the same 
stunts from different angles (that's really cool), add some more explosions, 
strike a deal with Nike or Coke even both, Photoshop a poster for marketing - 
something all black with just the name of the movie for a teaser, then plop the 
headshots of stars on the regular release, run it in 5000 screens the first 
week, have it go to DVD the next, create a video game but only for teens (that 
makes everybody want it) a few action figures with kongfu grip and g-strings, 
then put out a director's cut of the DVD two weeks later, then a special one 
year anniversary release DVD with one added scene and an !
 audio commentary by the assistant lighting coordinator.  Then, to top it off, 
take the same plot, tweak it by a someone right out of high school, add the 
word Revenge in front of the title or the new buzz word "Volume" III behind the 
title, add another famous good looking actress/actor, who really cares if they 
can act, along with the original cast and bingo this thing can go on and 
on....anybody with me.

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