what's the difference between a catfish & an attorney?




one is a bottom eating garbage dweller.... the other one is a fish

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what do a sperm cell & an attorney have in common?




they both have a one in a million chance of becoming human beings

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At 07:10 PM 8/15/07, Holiday Russell wrote:
OK, Dave, you get two points for that one.  That was hysterical!

Holiday


On Aug 15, 2007, at 7:12 PM, <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

money-grubbing, opportunistic thief


isn't that the definition of "LAWYER"?

sorry, it was too easy, I couldn't resist!


Dave

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