Here's another million dollar idea that I'm donating to Tom Martin -- free of charge.

He can record "rude audience tracks" which are tailor made for each newly released DVD. The major studios will pay Tom for these tracks and add them to DVDs an an optional way of listening to the movie. In addition to hearing the normal movie soundtrack, you will also hear people coughing, slowly unwrapping their candy, answering cell phones, and making insightful commentary such as:

"Dude, watch this! This guy's about to get killed!"

"Hey, is that the same guy from CSI: Miami?"

"Hey, is that the same guy from the last scene? They all look the same."

"Hey, shut up over there!"

"Well, @@#$ you!!!"

These special audio tracks will make you feel like you're in a real movie theater. I personally would turn this option on whenever available.

I can't wait for the 2001: A Space Odyssey Platinum Edition DVD featuring Rude Audience Track. ("Oh my gawd...this is the most boring film I've ever seen.")

-rk

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