I thought we could all use a laugh… Adam Ours Financial Advisor Global Wealth Management Merrill Lynch 7410 Center St. #260 Mentor, OH 44060 Phone:(440) 974-0714 Toll Free: (800) 451-1475 Fax: (440) 565-0178 The information herein has been obtained from sources which we believe to be reliable, but we do not guarantee its accuracy or completeness. The information is for discussion purposes and neither the information nor any opinion expressed constitutes a solicitation by us of the purchase or sale of any securities or other financial instruments. The material is intended for the sole use of the person or firm to whom it is provided by us. From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 1:53 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Ours, Adam (MENTOR, OH) Subject: Fw: A Little Financial Advice Given the current situation, I figured we can all use a laugh these days... If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American! Visit the MoPo Mailing List Web Site at www.filmfan.com ___________________________________________________________________ How to UNSUBSCRIBE from the MoPo Mailing List Send a message addressed to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] In the BODY of your message type: SIGNOFF MOPO-L The author of this message is solely responsible for its content.
