so after taking advice from many moper's I decide to use my Poster
talents to approach
a woman in the park...
After spotting a senuous jogger on the path ... our eyes met, she
smiled... I stooped and said " Excuse me"
Hi Im Tom ,, I sell " Movie memorabilia"
Ine which she replied " What"
I said Ya know " Movie memorabilia" she looked Oddly at me and
seemed to be wondering what the hell
i was talking about..... Im thinking " I cant spell' shit maybe I cant
talk either!!
so I said Ill explain... I sell stuff like one sheets and Inserts and
Lobby cards.... and stills......
she still wasnt impressed and seemed to want to end the converstaion....
Then I thought... man its 2009 I better ad lib and say something
current and hip......
So ... I said.... Look why dont have a dinner , go to my place and we
have some coke and some drinks
then Hop in my hot jacuzzi, after I also take you shopping and take a
ride in my new convertable ....
Then I flashed 10k grand cash in a fanned out like a deck of cards
spread...
and then I said by the way.... I have a penis the size of a Yazoo
shipping tube fully loaded 4 inch girth x36 inch long and enough
viagra to make me a wild monkey for a week. 1/2 nonstop ...
well...... she appeared to Blink like 4 times....... then she fell to
the ground ,,, shuddered with a Orgasm like she was being
elctrocuted.... let out a high pitched scream/wimper..... and Died...
yep croaked on the spot !.
I waited a miniute then made a beeline down the path.. figureing the
park rangers would find her or some joggers..
I saw some squirrels investingating as i looked back.. while bolting
down the path...
this proves several things........ Posters can be a aphrodisac if
coulped with Cash, party supllies,, Cars
and penis the size of Yazoo tubes...
So next time you pack a poster.. remember with pride..... One on mopo
has a pee pee as big as this Tube..
It could happen :)
Thank you and happy 4th/
.
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