dearest members of MOPO...
today i received a email from a MOPOER we all know that up to today i
figured was 3000 miles away
from me so I was safe and didnt need t be concerned...
Then a invitation came from the jungle love man hinself.. yes the
purveyor of twisted santa christmas songs and all... GREG DOUGLASS !!!!!!!
Yes he will be playing on Sept 11,2010 at teh NORWalk Ohio fiargrounds
with his MOnsters of Rock troupe
composed off you know those tatooed , monkey worshipping, types that
Walter Kronkite warned us about...
So I said sure Greg I would be happy to meet you sir... and be a guest
of your MONsters of rock .. so aptly named Rob zombie type monsters
meanwhile I started to plan a strtegic early warning system for all the
wholsome OHio god loving citizens..
well Ill have you know I completered the 1st step by putting flyers on
all the Barns betwen here and Cuyoga county Ohio warning farmers to lock
up thier Virgin daughter and cattle and chickens
away from these varmin from california...
2.) I plan to hire planes to fly up and down lake erie with banners on
the back saying.. " HIDE your livestock the monsters are coming !!!
see that guy burning quaquans in florida aint nothing.. compared to
these mosnsters invading OHIO
I suspect the florida guy was a deterant to keep our eyes away from OHIO
why Obama set it up so the Mosters of Rock could pitch camp and cause
Havov and anarchy in this wonderful Buckeye state...
who knows what they might do.... so my question to mopo is... would i
seem odd if I wore like 6 cross around my neck,,, and doused myself in
a gallon of fresh Holy water and carried a wood stake and a flamthrower
be over doing it????
should i have backup??? what if they try to turn me from a Lucid
midwestern gentleman into a crazed Zombie like them.. and I start
chasing 4-h club girls and there Kittys.. ???
something is very fishy with this douglass character.... he even has
guys in the band from ac/dc and we know how they are no choir boys
themselve... I think they have fully grown horns in there heads...
so Mopo..... do i need to wear some kelvar or take some tibeten monks
with me to his show...
Please advise
Frighten and shken in OHIO...
If you love your Ohio relatives tell them to hide the dogs and kids
while the monsters are in town.. please
for all humanitys sake,
your friend
T
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