Talk about being tasteless.
JW
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From: rodxmorgan <rodxmor...@yahoo.com>
To: MoPo-L@LISTSERV.AMERICAN.EDU
Sent: Wed, March 23, 2011 4:52:42 PM
Subject: [MOPO] “Is Elizabeth Taylor fat?” “Her favorite food is
seconds.”---Joan Rivers
Elizabeth Taylor looks like two small boys fighting underneath a thick blanket.
- - - Mr. Blackwell
Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.
- - - Michael Todd
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
I took Elizabeth Taylor to McDonald's and she got stuck in the arches. I had to
butter her thighs to get her out. I stood in front of her with a Twinkie and
said, 'Come and GET IT.'
I took Elizabeth Taylor to Sea World. It was so embarrassing. Shamu the Whale
jumps out of the water; she asks 'Does he come with fries?'
Mosquitoes see Elizabeth Taylor and scream, 'Buffet!'
Elizabeth Taylor pierced her ears and gravy ran out.
**Original Elizabeth Taylor Movie Cards**
The first number following each title represents the number of cards available.
Email me with your selections, and I will respond with prices.
anne of the thousand days---11---100k14
ash Wednesday---33---com1
boom---11---com5
butterfield eight---14---75125---g5
cat on a hot tin roof---15---200350---g5
comedians---11---com7
courage of lassie---14---150300---g6
elephant walk---14---50100---g9
father of the bride---12---75150---g7
fathers little dividend---12---50100---g7
giant---12---200400---jd
ivanhoe---12---100175---g11
last time I saw paris ---12---75150---g5
national velvet---8---150300---g6
place in the sun---spec
quo vadis---62---75150---g3
reflections in a golden eye---22---1525---mb
rhapsody---19---50100---g2
secret ceremony---12---1525---g12
thats entertainment---16---1525---g3
vips---15---3060---g12
whos afraid of virginia woolf---17---3050---g6
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The Posters are original, and come from a Regional Film Archive in Mexico City.
They were designed in Hollywood and printed in Mexico.
Each Poster contains the same design elements found on Posters from the US.
They contain both stills from the Film and also design elements from the One
Sheet Poster.
The typography, photos, artwork, stars names, credits, drawings, scenes,
emotional impact,
appeal, and intrinsic value are virtually the same as Posters from Hollywood or
any other
international Metropolis where the film had been shown.
However, the layout will be much flashier, more graphically intensive, or even
more lurid.
The size is appx. 13" x 17"---over 40% larger than a standard Lobby Card.
As such, each Poster is a cross between a Jumbo Lobby Card, Title Card, and a
One Sheet Poster.
The Posters were printed on either heavy Cardboard Stock, thick fine Linen
Paper, or
sturdy Poster Stock.
Overall very good condition, altho there will be occasional tears, pinholes,
stains, etc.
There are eight different variations for each poster---containing different
stills from the film.
Some dupes.
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