A comedy club could use you, Arlo. Is this what passes for intellect at Penn
State these days?

On Tue, Apr 20, 2010 at 1:13 PM, Arlo Bensinger <[email protected]> wrote:

> [Platt]
> "No personal attacks at all," as he adds two more. Hilarious. Keep 'em
> coming. .
>
> [Arlo]
> Well, this is what you really want anyway, isn't it? Be honest.
>
> I mean, you don't really want to discuss Marx or Marxist Philosophy. And
> its not like I haven't tried that before, the archives bear that out.
>
> So why don't we drop the pretense of the "Marx" fishhook, and just talk
> about your fervent need to master-bait?
>
> [Arlo's Extensible List of Master-Baiting Hypotheses]
> 1. You're lonely. But you're also socially inept. As a child this is how
> you learned to get attention.
> 2. You're secretly writing a book called "Internet Trolling for Dummies".
> 3. You're wife installed an anti-porn firewall.
> 4. Someone named "Arlo" beat you up, took your lunch money and had the girl
> you had a crush on give you a vicious wedgie back in grade school.
> 5. You bumped your head and are now believe you are the embodied ghost of
> J. Edgar Hoover.
> 6. There is a secret conservative fund that pays users $10 every time they
> post to the Internet something about evil libs, leftits, statists, commies,
> perfessers, etc., and you have your eyes set on buying a Cadillac.
>
> 7. You're bitter you were unable to answer any substantive point in the
> last go 'round, and you think uninformed comments about Marx will make
> people forget that (Hey, it works on talk-radio!)
> 8. You were home-schooled by Fred Phelps.
> 9. You suffer from cyborgaphobia, and this was a desperate attempt to
> derail the AI thread, lest some future evil statist develops a
> conservo-terminator.
>
> PS: Intellectual Property Rights appreciation to Horse for the term
> "interleckchuals". :-)
>
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