I've always been drawn to the myth of the cowboy.  A lot of it has to do
with horses.  My mom loved horses and grew up on a horse ranch in Loveland,
Colorado.  Her dad was an Ob doctor, but also loved horses - a sort of
cowboy/doctor.  When we say "cowboy", I think what we mean in essence is
"horseman" for its not the cows that make a cowboy, its the saddled animal
underneath his seat.

When I was framing all the time, I thought of that as being a kind of
cowboy.  We worked outside in all kinds of weather and there's a requisite
skill set that goes along with walking the plate line, nailing off trusses
and there's this cocky feeling you get with your hammer hanging by your
side, a certain tilt of the hip and a fast draw. Not to mention the
frequent use of a gun.  Nail gun, but nevertheless.  I used to sing or hum
that Willie Nelson tune, My heroes have always been cowboys, but I
substituted "framers".  A special breed of cowboy.  The complete opposite
of a "settler" who worked at one office building all his life.  Like the
cowboy, we moved around, wherever the work called us.  We didn't work at
offices, we worked on offices.

A cowboy is always moving on; a framer leaves something behind - an
unfinished something, it's true.  An open and open-end something that later
becomes a finished structure.  And I noticed when I was working in ND, that
it felt good getting back to framing. A lot of guys would grumble and gripe
about not being rich and having to come out and work and I'd always tell
'em.  I like it.  I wouldn't be doing it if I didn't like it.   I like
creating structure.  Permanent, sound, structure.  And when I finish, I can
stand back and say to myself, "there it is, well done."  And it's really,
REALLY nice, to have others around me, like my boss and his customers, heap
praises upon my ears.  I like that.  I don't think I'd get quite as much of
that truck driving.  Nobody applauds at the end of the day when you get
your load in.  There's nothing to see. Thus in retrospect, the way things
turned out, I'm glad ole Marvin led me on a wild cattle drive to the
heartland of the northern plains.  But at the time I was stuck up on that
pass?  Not so much.



At the time, I was thinking more dark thoughts about cowboys.  For there
was another sense of the word I'd grown up with -  "Jes' cowboy 'er on in
there" - an expression that denotes  "get 'er done".  Often a fast and
dirty repair but considering the usual conditions of cowboying -  working
with the tools at hand, whatever they be, and accomplishing the task, you
see there's a certain value there.  The value of   Focusing on Function.
Another thing they are called is Baling Wire Fixes.



They don't make baling wire anymore, and I miss it.  Very ductile yet very
strong.  I use rebar tie wire now, and it's ok, but just not as strong as
good ole american baling wire.  I should market the idea and sell it in the
same aisle with duct tape.  If you wrap your baling wire fixes with duct
tape, they don't rust and could last a long, long time.  White trash
millionaires strike again.  (Tell ME about beer can shims, he mutters...)



But Marvin just took this to an insane limit.  He had (has) the lifetime of
experiences which give him the confidence that it worked before...   and a
bunch of stories about the times they didn't.  See, I think that's what I
discovered about cowboys as I got to know Marvin.  Herding cows is boring
and needs a good story to spice things up, and in order to have a good
story, things have to go a bit awry.  And That, is the cowboy song.  Right
there.  Purposefully creative self-destruction, just so you you can howl to
the sky, "why me, why me".


It's a bit scarier though when that attitude is behind the wheel of a big
rig and my trepidations were beginning to mount when I saw the extent of
Marvin's operation.  My dad's old roomate, was living in a double wide in
Kamiah, ID, married to a mormon woman and somehow with a whole extended
family of failed earlier pairings, was the center of help to a vast network
of step kids,  ne-er do wells and indians.  His tool set (I'd heard it was
a great mechanic) was a cardboard box in the back of his sedan.  His plan
for getting me to the jobsite - some 900 or so miles away still - was to
hook me up to the back of his empty water tank, and have me drive this
bastard triple across the Idaho mountains and through the entire state of
montana.  On the weigh scale, the RV (full of my tools, btw) was just over
11,000 and  any recent trucking school graduate (ahem) could tell you that
you most carefully put the heavier load in front and I don't know how much
his empty tank weighed, but I was nervous about it.  As long as there
weren't any winds across the Northern plains in the spring, we'd be fine,
I'm sure.  What do I know?  I've been a cowboy, but a California cowboy
isn't quite the same.  Ain't had our boots on the ground long in the new
situation.  I so I mostly followed Marvin's lead.  heck  this was my new
boss.  But I was beginning to wonder.


The incident which convinced me that it was not going to happen, my
precious RV and livelihood hitched to the back of his,  was when after I
got done bolting on a flat bed that some guy gave him for free (and it
wasn't worth that, imo - rotten, bent and rusted - except of course, he
wasn't paying me anything either so I guess it was a good deal) he insisted
on driving with   a borrowed welder without chaining it to the bed
properly.  Without chaining it at all, in fact.  Just laying there, flat
with a chain draped over the top and a bunch of tires heaped around it.
I'd tried twice to convince him that we oughta chain the thing up.  I mean,
we had the holes for the chains to go through the flat -bed - the stake
holes out at the edges - right there, the logging chain, right there.  I'd
done this countless times with my old boss  up in the woods, in our log
harvesting days.  But he insisted that we were just going a short ways, and
there was no need.  I figured maybe it was some kind of test over my
pickiness so I heeded my new boss, and got behind the wheel of his old
beatup dodge (cummins, so deep down good, but really old and thrashed) and
very carefully drove those oxy acytelene cylinders right across town, and
down main street where Marv hopped in and got a few things, and then back
across the top of town, through a school zone with a marshal parked right
across the street eyeballing everybody who was passing by as the kids were
let out of school.  At the time, I didn't think that much about it, but
after we'd unloaded some tires at some junkyard, Marvin took the wheel and
very soon after, a corner.  And whether he wasn't being as careful or just
too fast or we'd unloaded the tires that were holding the welding bottles,
whatever reason, off those bottles clattered onto the road, throwing up
sparks.  I had visions in my head of the valves snapping off and that
mixture of explosive gas and oxygen ending up under the gas tank of a
nearby parked car.  Fortunately it just broke off the regulator from the
valve and the valve was fine.


And that's when my mind flashed back to going through a school zone, and my
brand new license in my pocket which I could lose for the slightest
infraction... suffice it to say, that it was at the moment, that I decided
I was not hooking up to Marvin's wagon.


And I decided that perhaps cowboys smell better on billboards than they do
in real life.


 Marvin is only half the story.  There was another cowboy involved in the
picture - a guy with a white hat, dressed in  uniform almost as fancy as
hop-along cassady's with his cool gun in his hip and his glint in his eye.
Deputy glen, we'll call him.  Mty  wife's brother, back in Missoula.   But
I don't want to go into all that.  Already wrote most of that up over on
the lilasquad and I hate repeating.  Suffice it to say there are two sides
to the cowboy way, and it took both of them to get me stuck on that ridge.
Where I'd left my lights on while contemplating cowboys and indians, east
and west.


ZAMM is  journey from the hearland to the west.  A road story.  Lila
companioned that by going east, by boat and thus the whole story is told.
>From west to east, from bike to boat.  And what is a boat but an RV that
floats?  Or to put it another way, what is an RV but a boat that runs on
dry land?  What I was contemplating on that ridge, is that you find a sort
of antipathy for the extremes in those books.  On the west coast, a "fuck
you" disinterest that sheens every face is described at the end of the
journey, in the farthest west.  In Lila the New Yorker is described
differently, its a flicker of sneer and cynicism "I won't be taken in by
you" which distances one heart from another.  I think I see what he meant,
but I have a different perspective having grown up out here on the edge.
Out here, there's a sort of self-aggrandizement that is bequeathed by the
love of Cali for her animals.  "I am the one!" seems to be the
undercurrent.  Eureka, I have found it, is what made this place from the
beginning.  The easterner is more steeped in a classic and static social
pattern that recognizes almost immediately in every transaction "you ain't
the one."  When they meet in the middle, you get some real crazy
misunderstandings.  But in the middle, in the heartland, what I found
mostly in the faces of the people is openess. The land is open, so are its
people.  To an extent.  Nothing beats a farmer for conservatism when it
comes to new ideas.  But there is an openess that is willing to listen.  At
least, that's what I found.


But what finally got me down off that divide, was not AAA road service
(they put me on hold forever) was not some cowboy/macgyver fix.  Nor
pleading for the tender mercies of busy truck drivers, it was angelic help
in the form of southern hospitality and friendliness.  My favorite things
in the world.  Tourists from Georgia, stopped at the rest area to
photograph something they rarely saw back home - the snow.  With a brand
NEW cummins turbo-diesel and big battery under the hood.  Jumped me right
up and down that mountain, and on into the Walmart parking lot in Bozeman,
where I lived for about a week.
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