>From: "ARLO J BENSINGER JR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: [email protected] >To: [email protected] >Subject: Re: [MD] Intellect v. Social (Main Event) >Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007 19:49:50 -0500 > > >[Arlo] >Ahh.. I should've expected Uga to be involved in this. Its hard, though, >because >my upbringing tells me we are all the children of Noah's incestuous >post-flood >daughter-banging (no wonder he spent his remaining years a wine-sloshed >drunkard on the slopes of Mt. Sinai!). Not to mention that this incestuous >beginning was a redux-incestuous start, since once before all our >bloodlines >were tied to the incestuous union of the progeny of Adam and Eve. (Which >leads >some scholars to believe the "Garden of Eden" is located somewhere in >Kentucky...)
I thought it was Arkansas... > >[Dan] >Us silly Americans. > >[Arlo] >A favorite South Park skit... > >Mr(s) Garrison: Alright, kids. It is now my job to teach you the theory of >evolution. > >Butters: Oh,boy! > >Mr(s) Garrison: Now, I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULL >CRAP, but >I'm told I have to teach it anyway. [speaking of evolution] It was thought >up >by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were >all >fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish >had >a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So >retard >fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby >fish >crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands...and it had butt sex >with a squirrel or something, and made this...retard frog-squirrel...and >then >that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog...and then this >monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey...that monkey had a mutant >retard baby that screwed another monkey and...that made you. So there you >go. >You're the RETARDED OFFSPRING OF FIVE MONKEYS HAVING BUTT-SEX WITH A >FISH-SQUIRREL Congratulations! Hi Arlo What a hoot. The pinnacle of evolution: diaper wearing astronuts driving 900 miles to kidnap the rival for their affection, gay meth smoking evangelists who have sudden conversions to heterosexuality, and a "Decider" who's out to nuke the world. But hey, its all in Micah's head so why get our panties in a bunch over any of it? > >See this on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1lMtCLRW0) moq_discuss mailing list Listinfo, Unsubscribing etc. http://lists.moqtalk.org/listinfo.cgi/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org Archives: http://lists.moqtalk.org/pipermail/moq_discuss-moqtalk.org/ http://moq.org.uk/pipermail/moq_discuss_archive/
