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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Wystone, Paul
> Sent: Tuesday, January 23, 2001 4:14 PM
> To: Sims, Fred
> Cc: Cindy Hartman, Rhonda Small, Steve Ward, Big Daddy Dave, Dean
Fletcher
> Subject: FW: -- 3 New Hilarious Video Clips and some more jokes.
> Joke Lovers,
> Here are the video clips*
> 1. Scratch & Sniff - Hilarious - you gotta see this one!!!
> 2. A Grandmother's Love
- This one's Great. I don't know how they did it?
> 3. Why Terrorists Throw
Rocks - The title says it all...
> Jokemeister
>Bar Financing -
> A guy rushes into a bar and orders 7
straight
shots of whiskey, downing
> them just as fast as the bartender can pour them.
> "Drinking kinda fast, aren't ya, fella?" the bartender asks as he's
pouring
number 7.
> "You'd drink fast too if you had what I have!" says the man.
> "What do you have?" asks the bartender.
> "About fifty cents," says the drunk.
> Five Bucks -
> A man is walking around New York with
his
wife.
> They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.
> A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?
"
> "For how much?" asks the man.
> "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.
> "I'll give you five bucks," he replies.
> The hooker swears at him and walks away.
> A little later, the man's wife
comes out of the shop and they continue their walk.
> As they round the corner,
there
stands the same hooker. She takes one look
> at the man and his wife and says, "HA!� see what you get for five
bucks?"
>
> My
Lying
Wife
> "That wife
of
mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated
>
next to him in the bar.
> "How
do you know?" the friend asked.
> "She
didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she
> said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley."
> "So?"
> "So she's a liar� I spent the night with her sister Shirley."
> Click here for more Jokes!
> *Please note: when viewing the video clips you might need to load
> a plugin for Microsoft Media Player or Real Player that are needed
> to view the streaming content and are gauranteed virus free.
>
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