And it came to pass that JTK wrote:
> Ian Hickson wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 22 Jun 2001, JTK wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> The defense rests.
>> >>
>> >> The prosecution left three or four months ago...
>> >
>> > What are you talking about? You persecute me every day!
>>
>> Since word plays rely on the _same_ word or concept being
>> used in two different scenarios, your attempt at humour
>> fails dismally.
>
> You laughed. And I didn't even put a smiley on it!
>
>> ("prosecution"
>> and "persecution" are two totally distinct, unrelated
>> words.)
>>
>
> Hence the hilarity. We call 'em "puns" 'round these parts.
What "parts" are those? Do you live in a "special" hone?
> *That's just a little more humor for ya Hixie,
That's not humor, it's a poor simulation of humor.
Humor would be a house dropping on you.
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