Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> From: nu-monet <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Newsgroups: alt.slack Subject: MSIE for PC REAL hotkeys Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2001 16:35:24 GMT
The REAL MSIE Shortcut Keys F1 Tries to load Internet Explorer Help "For the First Time". Fails. Says, "You didn't download help as an option". Crashes browser. Failed Help stays "always on top" until you reboot. F4 Downloads extra copy of Outlook Express. F6 Crashes browser. F11 Toggle between Minimized Screen and Minimized Screen. Tab Move forward through the items, each and every visible or invisible character on a Web page, the Address bar, and the Links bar. In no particular order. Shift + Tab Uploads "History" to Microsoft.com Alt + Home Go to your Home page via "robots.txt", which nobody uses anymore. Crashes browser. Alt + Right Arrow Go off the page to the right. Alt + Left Arrow Locks cursor on left side of the page. Shift + F10 Warmboot into "Safe" mode. Control + Tab or F6 Move to unusable frame. Shift + Control + Tab Move back and forth between unusable frames. Up Arrow Makes clicking sound through computer speaker. Down Arrow Toggles "Num Lock". Selects number two, repeatedly. Page Up Nothing Page Down Down Arrow Home Move to the beginning of a document, or a line, or a word, or just prints "77777777" a whole bunch of times if you forgot to turn "Num Lock" off. End Closes browser followed by an error message. Control + F Causes browser to fail. You should have selected "Retry." F5 or Control + R Deactivates all browser security patches. Control + F5 Endless loop of "Easter Egg" by disgruntled Microsoft programmer. Must reboot to exit. Escape There is no escape. Deletes Netscape Navigator. Control + O or Control + L Activates microprocessor lubrication. Control + N Open a new pop-up advertisement. Control + W Runs "Disk Defragmenter" in the background. (note: may slow computer down a bit.) Control + S Saves every entry in "History" as "Favorites". Control + P Prints the current page to the screen. Enter Sends all passwords to current weg page. Control + E Gives a new angel his wings. Control + I Reduce speed of Internet connection by 50% each time it is pushed. Control + H Sends a list of the pornographic sites you have visited to your boss. Control + click Opens hundreds of pop-up browsers. -- http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/ http://www.rocknerd.org/ "Let them be burned on great pyres of cut-out misused apostrophes." (Jennie)
