Chris Hoess wrote:
> In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Brian Heinrich wrote:
> 
>>Chris Hoess wrote:
>>
>>>I salute your pioneering work in advancing the field of ignorance, 
>>>grasshopper.  I look forward to hearing more of your wonderful tidbits of 
>>>"history", perhaps one in which Microsoft invents HTTP, but the 
>>>Content-Type header is added by evil gnomes controlled by Richard M. 
>>>Stallman, who does not understand the beauty of file extensions.
>>>
>>
>>Given the line breaks in the foregoing, I'd already added 'Nixon' before 
>>my eye shifted to the beginning of the next line and read 'Stallman'. . . .
>>
> 
> 
> Best Conspiracy Theory Ever.
> 
> Nixon: We are going to use any means.  Is that clear?
> 
> Haldeman: What about, what about, the MIMEs?
> 
> Nixon: The MIMEs...but how the [expletive] do we [inaudible]
> 
> Ehrlichman: Gnomes.
> 
> [15 minutes of humming]
> 
> Nixon: ...Content-Type.  We'll show those [expletive].
> 
> I like it.
> 

*ROTFLMAO!*

God, I haven't laughed that hard since, well, since the last time I saw 
/Duck Soup/.

Absolutely brilliant!

Brian

-- 


We sail tonight for Singapore | We're all as mad as hatters here
I've fallen for a tawny moor | Took off to the land of Nod
Drank with all the Chinamen | Walked the sewers of Paris
I danced along a colored wind | Dangled from a rope of sand
You must say goodbye to me
                                                                                       
         -- Tom Waits, 'Singapore'


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