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To leave Commie, hyper to
http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html
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> And he also didn't have any idea, that in the late 1990's
> some people would
> carry his tunes in small mobile phones and could enjoy a
> little classical
> music every now and then.
A huge upgrade from the situation in the turn of the 19th century, when you
had to bring the ensemble with you for the walk on the countryside.
Back in those days, only the kings could afford to their personal ring
tones.
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INT / THE KINGS BEDROOM / NIGHT
The king sleeps in his bed. The door opens. A messenger enters. A full
orchestra stands in the corner of the room.
THE MESSENGER (whispering to the orchestra)
I have a message to the king.
The orchestra plays four first bars of The Fifth, repeating them, until the
King wakes up.
THE KING (shouts)
Yeah????
The orchestra stops playing immediately - in the middle of the third bar.
THE KING (to himself)
... Shit I hate that ring tone... Gotta download a new one from Ludde.
THE MESSENGER
Hello? Hello? This is The People speaking.
THE KING (to himself)
Should've guessed... (aloud:) What is it _now_?
THE MESSENGER
We started a revolution. Just wanted to inform you. We're heading to
your palace.
THE KING
WHAT? Why didn't anyone tell me anything?
THE MESSENGER
We _did_ send a text message last week, but you didn't answer to it...
THE KING
A text message? I didn't get one... Oh, shit, here it is...
The king notices a huge book on his night table titled "Feodalism - How to
Get Rid of It?".
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Hmmm... to be continued.
> and if he only knew that his best known work would cause an
> "FUCK that's my
> boss" effect on people in the 21st century...
The second best known is: "Where is that fucking phone playing that fucking
annoying fucking ring fucking tone and where the hell is the fucking owner
of that fucking phone playing that fucking annoying ring tone?"
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