Who said anything about alternating usage at this dog park?

I say, come the seventh inning, cue the Baja Men, open the gates and 
fertilize the infield.

Instead of the Broadway/River Road location, you move north a little, do the 
stadium at Lowry so it is 365 down the left field line and 190 down the right 
field line, bumping up against Son of Kondirator...With every Twins home run 
you crush a car.

So we cut education and welfare a bit. This is a stadium we need.

Dennis Schapiro
working in the shadow of the future dog park

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