Roadkill Bill,

Whatsamatta you?  You're disrespecting our city's fine automotive
heritage.  Didn't you know that Minneapolis is actually a subsidiary
of General Motors?  We supply the drivers, who pay taxes for military
force, which keeps the oil flowing, which goes into 19th Century
technology from the "Heartbeat of America".

Furthermore, soot is good for you!  If it weren't for soot, there
would be less asthma and less lung disease.  And that would mean less
hospital employment and less demand for prescription drugs, which
would be bad for our economy and could even reduce charitable giving
from hospitals and pharmaceutical corporations!  You wouldn't want
that, would you?

Mark Knapp
Lyndale

--- Ken Avidor <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> On the other hand ... if the plan goes forward and we increase
> traffic on Lake Street, the resulting increase in air pollution
> will probably blacken the flags with soot so thick, we won't have
> to worry about upsetting the rest of the world ... and we will
> only have to worry about our soot-blackened lungs.



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