This means that every law enforcement officer is ordered by the court to bring me to justice. Once apprehended, a bench warrant requires that I be held without bail until court appearance. Given that our underfunded jail can't even afford to utilize all it's cells for real criminals, I consider it my civic duty to avoid apprehension as long as possible. I suppose I could wander down to the jail in the morning, turn myself in, and hopefully get dragged before the court the same day without tying up a cell. But even turning myself in by said manner would cost the city $187.50 in booking charges. In deference to our city's current fiscal crisis, I'll just have to stay on the run...
But look at the positive side- Minneapolis has given me another reason to get outa town!
on the run on Hiway 61,
Dyna Sluyter
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