Just finished reading the Downtown Journal's account of the Park Board  
proposal to rent out the Stone Arch Bridge and Plank Road for events to 
raise $$$.

Considering the proposed rates and costs involved, it's doubtful they'll 
actually clear anything of significance. If it's income they're seeking, 
there's an easier way to rake in the bucks.

Hint: Any of you see "Urinetown" at the Orpheum? Simply get events scheduled 
at every conceivable space -- the Stone Arch is just the beginning. Have the 
exclusive caterer serve free or really cheap beverages ... then charge to 
use the restrooms.

Of course, you'll probably have to cover the cost of Park Police to keep 
people from illegal use of bushes, bridge rails, etc., but I'm certain it'll 
turn a profit. And, by gosh, isn't that what it's all about.

It may mean revising the city's motto, however:  Minneapolis -- City of 
Leaks.


Christine Viken
Living in Stevens Square/Loring Heights and valuing Wirth's philosophy of 
Parks for People 









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