M. Houlier and Michael Owen are enjoying a lunch at Gerard's favourite restaurant, see. The waitress approaches their table to take their order. She is young and very attractive. She asks M. H what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir ," she replies. Turning to St Michael she asks, "And what do you want, sir?" He answers, "How about a quickie?" Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says: "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were clean cut and on the straight and narrow and committed to high principles and morality. With that, the waitress departed in a huff. In the stunned silence that follows, Gerard leans over to Owen and says, "Actually, Michael, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche'." David Marshall Brisbane Australia 02-03 30 Subscription info WWW http://red11.org/list Reply to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] = subscribe to the list. [EMAIL PROTECTED] = unsubscribe from the list. Post message [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
