After United had been presented with the Premiership trophy for the first time my friends and i whilst slight intoxicated somehow left the local bar lady paint fake french mustaches on our faces along with the word Cantona painted across our foreheads. A little later we all decided to hit the local nightclub which was a mini united league winning celebration. After an hour or so dancing and jumping around i finally noticed a large contingent of people laughing in my direction. What i had not realised was that the lady in the bar earlier had not written "Cantona" on my forehead she had in fact written "Anal Sex" in an iluminous marker which glowed so brightly under the disco lights. Upon gazing into the mirror beside the dance floor i realised i had well been had.
After 27 years of waiting quite franky they could have written anything they wanted on me. I continued to enjoy my night needless to say. Regards, John, Ext 3660 ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Rent DVDs from home. Over 14,500 titles. Free Shipping & No Late Fees. Try Netflix for FREE! http://us.click.yahoo.com/mk9osC/hP.FAA/3jkFAA/GtUolB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Subscription info WWW http://red11.org/list Reply to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] = subscribe to the list. [EMAIL PROTECTED] = unsubscribe from the list. Post message [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
