Loading images, Please wait... This may take some time depending on the file size and your internet connection <http://lovebeats.org/> <http://lovebeats.org/> _____ <http://lovebeats.org/> <http://lovebeats.org/> If you can't see the pictures, right click and choose "show picture," you may have to repeat this several times. <http://lovebeats.org/> <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/lovebeats> <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/lovebeats> L o v e b e a t s <http://i44.tinypic.com/j0cie8.jpg> SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER... Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of June 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Max L o v e b e a t s <http://i44.tinypic.com/35cl7di.jpg> MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER... Dear Max, Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest. Please also note that my sister is happily employed. Yours perhaps, Samantha! _____ __._,_.___ . <http://geo.yahoo.com/serv?s=97359714/grpId=17031268/grpspId=1705047754/msgId=5393/stime=1248681390/nc1=1/nc2=2/nc3=3> __,_._,___ Get your world in your inbox! Mail, widgets, documents, spreadsheets, organizer and much more with your Sifymail WIYI id! Log on to http://www.sify.com ********** DISCLAIMER ********** Information contained and transmitted by this E-MAIL is proprietary to Sify Limited and is intended for use only by the individual or entity to which it is addressed, and may contain information that is privileged, confidential or exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If this is a forwarded message, the content of this E-MAIL may not have been sent with the authority of the Company. If you are not the intended recipient, an agent of the intended recipient or a person responsible for delivering the information to the named recipient, you are notified that any use, distribution, transmission, printing, copying or dissemination of this information in any way or in any manner is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please delete this mail & notify us immediately at [email protected] --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ ___________________________________________________________________ Welcome to Maa Vee Maa Kaa Nanbargal valai Kuzhu (Friendship Group)! This group is purely of the Youth, by the Youth and for the Youth. Utilize this group to post your views & messages. ___________________________________________________________________ To post to this Maa Vee Maa Kaa group, send your emails to [email protected] Regards, Owner, Maa Vee Maa Kaa. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
