Gujarati Funeral ... very funny
A family in Gujarat
was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba)
arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin,
with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they
found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish
that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral
home in GUJARAT .
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is
consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans
of
cheese,
10 packets
of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts)
please divide these among all of you.
On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes
(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for
Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are
correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for
Mohan.
Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left
wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring
that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided
among my nephews.
Please distribute all these fairly.
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji
is also not feeling too well now a
days
Cheers,
Balasubramanian.
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