Tushar, Nice to read. I enjoyed this;* "(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you. "* Regards, Bala J On Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 12:01 PM, Tushar Pathare <[email protected]> wrote: > hahahaha.... > > > Excellent poems by not so famous > poets... found on toilet doors and walls.......... > > > A budding > poet trying his best... > > > Here I lie in stinky vapor, > > Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, > > Shall I lie, or shall I linger, > > Or shall I be forced to use my finger. > > > Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... > > Here I sit > > Broken hearted > > Tried to shit > > But only farted > > > Someone who had a different experience wrote, > > You're lucky > > You had your chance > > I tried to fart, > > And shit my pants! > > > Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in > > toilets. > > > I came here > > To shit and stink, > > But all I do > > Is sit and think. > > There are also people who come in for a different > > purpose... > > Some come here to sit and think, > > Some come here to shit and stink, > > But I come > > here to scratch my balls, > > And read the bullshit on the walls... > > Toilets walls also double as job advertisement > > space....... > > > (written high upon the wall) > > If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire > > Department wants you. > > > Ministry > of Environment advertisement. > > > We aim to please! > > You aim too! Please > > > On the inside > of a toilet door: > > > Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the > > entire performance. > > > And finally, this should teach some a lesson... > > Sign seen at a restaurant: > > > The hands that clean these toilets also make your > > food...please aim properly. > > > -- > ___________________________________________________________________ > > Welcome to Maa Vee Maa Kaa Nanbargal valai Kuzhu (Friendship Group)! > > This group is purely of the Youth, > by the Youth and > for the Youth. > > Utilize this group to post your views & messages. > ___________________________________________________________________ > > To post to this Maa Vee Maa Kaa group, send your emails to > [email protected] > > Regards, > Owner, > Maa Vee Maa Kaa. -- ___________________________________________________________________ Welcome to Maa Vee Maa Kaa Nanbargal valai Kuzhu (Friendship Group)! This group is purely of the Youth, by the Youth and for the Youth. Utilize this group to post your views & messages. ___________________________________________________________________ To post to this Maa Vee Maa Kaa group, send your emails to [email protected] Regards, Owner, Maa Vee Maa Kaa.
