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*Test for * * Idiocy** **
B** elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly.. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately .
OK?**
Let's find out just how clever you really are.... **
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Ready? GO!!! **
First Question:**
Y** ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?*
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*Answer:** If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,
so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time..
Now answer the second question,
but** **don't **take as much time as you took for the first one, **OK** ?**
Second Question:**
I** f you overtake the last person, then you are...?*
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*Answer:** If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? **
You're not very good at this, are you?*
*Third Question:** **
V* *ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head **only**.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. ***
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Take** **1000** and add** **40** to it.. Now add another** **1000** **. Now
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Add another** **1000** . Now add** **20** .... Now add another **1000**
Now add** **10** . What is the total? **
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Did you get** 5000**?** **
The correct answer is actually 4100.* *
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
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Fourth Question: **
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.. Nini, 4. Nono. What
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Did you Answer** Nunu?** **
NO!** **Of course it isn't.* *
Her name is* *Mary.** **Read the question again! **
Okay, now the bonus round:**
I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.*
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A** mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
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*He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple..... Like you!*
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* **PASS TH** **IS** ** ON TO FRUSTRATE THE**
SMART PEOPLE** ** ** IN YOUR LIFE*
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