Hi,
Cool Meanings
Cigarette:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool
at the other.***********
Love affairs :Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five-day test.***********
Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master ***********
Divorce:Future tense of marriage***********
Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
***********
Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.***********
Compromise :The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece.***********
Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine
waterpower.. . ***********
Dictionary:A place where divorce comes before marriage.***********
Conference Room :A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody
disagrees later on.***********
Ecstasy:A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never
felt before. ***********
Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.***********
Smile:A curve that can set a lot of things straight. ***********
Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.***********
Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. ***********
Etc:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.***********
Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together. ***********
Experience :The name men give to their mistakes.***********
Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.***********
Philosopher :A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead.***********
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip. ***********
Opportunist:A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a
river. ***********
Optimist :A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am
not injured yet. ***********
Pessimist:A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY ***********
Miser:A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. ***********
Father:A banker provided by nature.***********
Criminal :A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got
caught.***********
Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
***********
Politician :One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
after.***********
Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
.***********
-Vikrant Tadakhe
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