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Date: Mon, Jan 4, 2010 at 11:43 PM
Subject: Fwd: FW: INSTALLING HUSBAND?
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From: Hatem Wahba <[email protected]>


Date: 2010/1/4
Subject: FW: INSTALLING HUSBAND?
To: Hatem Wahba <[email protected]>









 






 

 

 






 






INSTALLING HUSBAND‏ 




A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy 


Dear Tech Support, 



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I! noticed a 
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower 
and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs 
such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and SOCCER 4.1.



Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the 
system.



Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3! to fix these problems, but 
to no avail. 



What can I do? 

Signed, 






_________ _________ _________ _________  

Reply 



DEAR  Madam, 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 
1.0 is an operating system. 



Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 


If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run 
the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. 



However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to 
default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. 


Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring 
Loudly Beta. 



Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it 
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your 
system resources.) 



In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. 
These ar! e unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and 
cannot learn new applications quickly. 


You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and 
performance. 
We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7. 



Good Luck Madam! 


IT SUPPORT DESK   

  


 

 




 


                                          
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