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I like socialService. <http://bit.ly/4sKJeC> Zebra..???(Gosh!!!!!!! ! She knows her heart color)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. SheMay never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which theEntire life can run smoothly. Thank you <http://bit.ly/4sKJeC> (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as TanwerrAs in KSBKBT...... <http://bit.ly/4sKJeC> (Ok I haven't seen these soaps/serials but I am sure he must be demanding tooMuch,ain't he?)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~She should be good looking and should have a service. she Should haveOne brother and one sister. she should be educated. <http://bit.ly/4sKJeC> (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. <http://bit.ly/4sKJeC> (actually what is this guy doing? 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